Mom^H^H^H Wifey, can I come out and play.

So yeah, I gotta get permission to play. Big deal. I bet most of you have to ask permission to snack on cheetohs. I don't. I don't have to Sally out when it comes to Ice Tea and Cheetohs. Also, when you become a big man and have horses you have other things that I am told are more fun.

Giddy-up!

Congrats Timmay and family

Here it is.. The Big announcement.

Nope its not about the new 5lb Cheetohs Bag.. Nor is it that, Horse season is almost back.

My dear friend @humantorpedo has produced another child.

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Big Annoucement coming

My good buddy @humantorpedo has an important delivery coming soon. Stay tuned for an important announcement.

The Real Randy is back!

That was a doozy

Sorry Y'all for the long ciesta. I've been horsing,, gaming, and blowing crap up for the last few weeks. Sadly, one of my interests got neglected, this blog of course. Not sure if you all know this or not, but I am sort of the Santa Claus of July 4th spectacles. I travel from city to city and show the Sally Pyros out to put on a good show. its unfortunate that the world misses the yearly Kearnfest and can't see a proper fireworks show, maybe one day I'll telecast it over the internets.

I also spent a considerable amount of time with Missy. Now woah nelly, I know what you're thinking, Missy isn't the name of Mrs. Kearn. Well, Missy is the trusty steed. The champion horse that can't be touched, similiar to MC Hammer. Recently we were having a good riding session until Missy noticed I forogt the wheat-a-bix + Cheetos mix she loves so much. As you can see in the picture, I searching for some Cheetos. Never did find the bag and with that the ride is over. I might have to rethink this car vs. horses idea, since cars don't get attitudes when you accidentally forget the Cheetos.

Giddy Up!

Instruction Manual for healthy living

A link for all you frito eating Sally's, a how-to on how to enjoy some fine dining.

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