IOWA!

I made it up safely, had to make a couple of pit stops since I drank 5 gallons of unsweet tea before leaving. Sadly, each stop delayed me in getting to have a nice tasty Bud Select. Now That I'm here I've been working hard at finding some way to make my Sally co-workers shine. You see they're a good bunch, but not quite the stallion IT like I am. So I like to set them up with things to make them look good.

Oh crap, well I'll have to cut this entry short. I just burst a bag of cheetos and now there is dust everywhere. I gotta get this place cleaned up before the wife gets home. She won't be happy if she sees I've gotten Cheeto dust all over myself and the couch.