Cars are really a Sally invention. On my way to Iowa my car decided to turn into a real Sally. This behavior made me think of my horse. No way does my horse break down on a trip to Iowa. A couple cans of Chef Boyardee raviolis and a case of bud select, and my horse is ready to go. No Sallying out with over-heating. You know, I'm downplaying the awesomness of my horse, my horse is a stallion. That's it, I'm gonna write to my local politician and see about getting some legislation so I can have some animal parking at work.
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A Satire on the Life of Randy Kearn
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Sally = Anyone who does not live up to my high standard.
Judy = a backstabbing Sally
Tammy = a lying Sally
Nelly = a Sally with an emphasis on being cowardly or afraid
Sally = Anyone who does not live up to my high standard.
Judy = a backstabbing Sally
Tammy = a lying Sally
Nelly = a Sally with an emphasis on being cowardly or afraid
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- Stallions need love too.
- Weapons of a$$ destruction?!
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