Sally Food

I gotta say something about a disturbing trend. Men eating chocolate, did the world turn into a fancy man convention? Chocolate is what you give your wives fellas. Some of these Sallys I work have now felt the need to declare their love for hot chocolate chip cookies, as if that crap tasted good. You Sallys can have your chocolate, I'll stick to Cheetos flavored Crepes and Bud Select.